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Every year one of my best friends, Selma, and I have had a contest to see who could create the ugliest holiday cookie. We started the tradition because we both recently moved to L.A. from college and our family wasn't around. So we decided to create a new tradition of our own. It's been going on for (gulp) 20 years! We've only missed a couple of years because of impossible scheduling conflicts. But in general, we're pretty devoted to grossing each other out with cookie dough.

Here are the rules...

* Everything you use must be EDIBLE (not that you would choose to eat it but that's a rule)

* It must have a holiday theme (this is shamelessly stretched each year)

Now the problem is every year we BOTH claim to win so it's always a tie. This year I got the brilliant idea to ask the opinion of my 9,000 subscribers.

Which cookie do you think is the ugliest for 2005?

Cookie A
This is a Duke Blue Devil eating the Christmas stocking of a Carolina Tar Heel.




Cookie B
This is a pile of holiday poo.



So...what's your vote. Which cookie is the ugliest? The winning title is in your hands!