Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Ugly Cookie Contest
Every year my good friend, Selma, and I have an annual contest to see who can make the ugliest cookie. Each of us claims to win each year. There aren't any judges except us. There are two rules:
1) The cookie has to be made of edible ingredients (not that you would want to eat them); if it's in your kitchen and can be ingested, it's in.
2) There must be some sort of holiday connection.
Some of the truly tasteless cookies have been a pile of Christmas poo, Christmas trees with body parts, and a visual reinactment of Selma's surgery to remove 1/3 of her intestine due to Chrohn's Disease. Instead of the ugliest cookie, it should be called the most disgusting cookie. While we still have a blast doing it, I really can't show you the pictures this year. Pretty revolting (though funny to us).
Just wanted you Ugly Cookie fans to know the scoop!
1) The cookie has to be made of edible ingredients (not that you would want to eat them); if it's in your kitchen and can be ingested, it's in.
2) There must be some sort of holiday connection.
Some of the truly tasteless cookies have been a pile of Christmas poo, Christmas trees with body parts, and a visual reinactment of Selma's surgery to remove 1/3 of her intestine due to Chrohn's Disease. Instead of the ugliest cookie, it should be called the most disgusting cookie. While we still have a blast doing it, I really can't show you the pictures this year. Pretty revolting (though funny to us).
Just wanted you Ugly Cookie fans to know the scoop!
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