Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Missing Copywriting Guru Discovered in Copywriting Witness Protection Program!


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Web: www.redhoteventsonline.com
Email: supportchicken@gmail.com
Tel/Fax: 877-293-8311, extension 4

Copywriting expert Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero of Red Hot Copy has been uncharacteristically out of the public eye since her mug shot was mysteriously leaked last week.

That is, until TODAY when she was discovered by an floor worker at Staples Office Supply Store (who asked to remain anonymous) when she asked for assistance with materials for her upcoming event, “The Insider Copywriting Formula: What Every Entrepreneur and Small Business Owner Must Know for Maximum Profit and Prestige,” set for Friday, October 19, 2007 in Burbank, California.

(Seats were still available at time of this release at www.redhoteventsonline.com.)

“She clearly didn’t want to be recognized,” said the worker. Upon further investigation it was discovered that Morgan-Ferrero has been temporarily transferred to the Copywriting Witness Protection Program, a program designed to protect copywriters from themselves AND other copywriters. (This program is not to be confused with the Copyright Witness Protection Program which is designed to protect the purveyors of intellectual property.)

Morgan-Ferrero had been hauled in for questioning when plans of “The Insider Copywriting Formula” were revealed by Spanky Hardy, president of the notorious copywriting ring, “Brotherhood of Copywriters Created to Keep Our Trade Secrets to Ourselves.” She was soon released on her own recognizance, then mysteriously disappeared.

Morgan-Ferrero was previously reported to say her event was to bring an even playing field to ALL ENTREPRENEURS – whether they are professional copywriters or simply professionals.

In a past interview, Morgan-Ferrero was quoted as saying, “Today more than EVER people must understand how to write to get attention.”

“It’s not just sales letters, but blogs, ezines, postcards, emails, flyers, websites. . . every place there are WORDS is an opportunity to get noticed. People are going to leave “The Insider Copywriting Formula” event feeling so empowered – and making more MONEY!”

When asked why she felt it was important for ENTREPRENEURS to write their own copy, Morgan-Ferrero made the following points:

=> Reason #1: Copy is the only known “magic bullet” for making more money.

=> Reason #2: You know your business better than anyone.

=> Reason #3: Not knowing how to write copy sacrifices speed to market.

=> Reason #4: To be more successful, your business must evolve over time.

=> Reason #5: Copywriting is the MOST EXPENSIVE skill to outsource.

At “The Insider Copywriting Formula” event attendees will work on their personal foundational copy ON-SITE with Morgan-Ferrero’s support and guidance. They will leave with a step-by-step template that works for all types of copy so they can create magnetic copy over and over again.

During the past 8 years, Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero of Red Hot Copy has helped clients generate over $12 million in sales worldwide using powerful words (and solid marketing) with websites, press releases, brochures, flyers, voice broadcast scripts, email campaigns, space ads, and postcard marketing. Her clients come from all over the globe to master copywriting QUICKLY with her proprietary, step-by-step system.

At present Morgan-Ferrero is quietly preparing for her event at undisclosed location.

For more information, contact:

Web: www.redhoteventsonline.com
Email: supportchicken@gmail.com
Tel/Fax: 877-293-8311 x4

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